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Welcome to Webzaemon's corner. In this column, you can learn about the most eccentric, fantastic, or cheap methods of quickly enhancing your electronic lifestyle. This issue features a topic of great concern, the health of webzaemon.
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Recently I have been doing research to keep you safe from the physical dangers of webmastery. As a webmaster sits at the chair all day, the pressure placed upon the buttocks causes the fat and contents to be forced upward, into the belly, and chest. This causes pants and shirts to fit less well and is unhealthy.
As a solution, I have invented a system of machinery to combat this. By using a clever system of weights, the typing and the mouse action of the webmaster can actually be excercise. The harder you code, the more toned your body will become. The other side of this program is aerobic excercise. The power for the computers and monitors comes from a pedal generator under webzaemons desk.
Here is to your health!
If you have questions, ask Webzaemon!
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