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事件記者チャボ
Incident Reporter- Chabo
This issue's Chabo is about to answer an enigma from the last issue; "Why are those shoes
hanging on telephone wire?" whooooo!
今回の事件記者チャボはなんと、靴の教授が前回のお題『なぜ靴が電線にぶら下がっているのか？』を見事に解き明かしたレポートを届けてくれました！！！ゥワ〜オッ。
What are these shoes that you have seen that hanging from wires all around town?
 
Did someone forget their favorite pair of sneakers on the telephone wire? Well,
to this reporter the answer is simple. A lot of people especially students in
U.A. have a tendency to want to leave a part of them behind when they move away
to different places from their familiar town. Didn't you engrave for marking on
your desk in the class room on the eve of your graduation? That's the same
principles. A sort of marker to say "Oh, yes! indeed! I have been here before."
It doesn't matter to be said so... that is for testimony of my old habitat. The
shoes do not represent any kind of gang territory like some might think or even
to test the durability of the wires they may sit upon. Represents a part of
someone who may one day come back to the spot of their shoes marker and be able
to tell their girlfriend or boyfriend that those shoes belonged to them. "Yes of
course, those shoes once belonged to me indeed.." That's just like a ceremony
for appearance sake.
どうして、町中の電線に靴がぶらさがっているのか？誰かがお気に入りのスニーカーを忘れていったのでは？
答えは以外と簡単なのです！アメリカに住む人々、特に学生は、慣れ親しんだ街を出る際、各自の一部を置き去りにして
いきたいという傾向にあるのであります。卒業間際に自分の机に名前を彫ったりしませんでしたか？
実はそれと同じ原理なのです。
『オ〜イエ〜イ〜！俺はズバリここに居たぜ〜！』といったかどうかは、ともかく、ここに居たゼの証なのです。
なので、ギャングのテリトリーを示したものでも、電線の上に座る事を仮定した耐久性テストの為でもな〜いのです。
いつの日か昔過ごしたその街へ彼女だか彼氏だかを連れてきたりなんかしたら、『この街においらは住んでいたんだぜ』とクールに威張れるように、、、そんな見栄っ張りの儀式なのです。
実名仮名を問いません。古今東西のスクープは迷わず、事件記者チャボのコーナーへ。
hensyucyo@phemp.com
It doesn't matter your real name, pseudonym or anonymous,
Please send any scoops to Incident Reporter - Chabo's corner.
hensyucyo@phemp.com
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